Friday, June 3, 2011

10 Awkward Songs to be Played Near Graveyards

My work involves going home late occasionally. And passing by a few graveyards is a must, occasionally. Since it's usually close to midnight I just blast my car's sound system because it's less annoying with less people on the road. But there are a few songs I don't recommend playing loudly when passing by any graveyards:

1. Linkin Park - Waiting for the End
Oh the irony and morbidity. It's like you're too emo to live and can't wait to join the grave folks. "Waiting for the end to come, wishing I have strength to stand, this is not what I have planned, it's outta my control..."


2. Linkin Park - In the End
More irony. The lyrics "...in the end, it doesn't even matter" makes whatever you're doing now as pointless. Because you'll end up dead anyways. Depressing much.


3. The Lonely Island feat. Akon - I Just Had Sex
Seriously? Do you have to announce it to the dead? "I just had sexxx and it felt so good"


4. P.O.D. - Alive
We shouldn't be showing off. "I~~~ I feel so ALIVE! For the very first time! And I think I could fly!"


5. Black Eyed Peas - The Time
"I've~~~ had the time of life~~~ and I never felt this way before..." Awkward moment for the living and the dead.


6. Avril Lavigne - What the Hell
"All my life I've been good but now... ooohhhhh I'm thinking what the hell". Indeed.

7. Jay Sean - Down
"Baby are you down down down down down down?" Yes they are. 6 feet under.


8. Jay Sean - 2012
We don't have to remind the dead the overrated year of THE END. And we don't have to announce our party about it to them. "Gonna party like it's the end of the world!" What a hedonistic generation we have become.


9. Ganjaguru - Overload
The very bass from this music is sure to stir the slumber of those under the ground. Get ready to see shuffling dead people.



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