Sunday, November 16, 2008

Quantum of Solace Review


  • WTFBBQ title. Not much relevance of it in the movie. The BM subtitle in the movie: Ketenangan dalam ruang kesengsaraan. Lol?
  • Bond girls that that have less personality and curves than the 'RM5 bang..' ladies
  • No gadgets like a DBR9 Austin Martin equipped with Sidewinder missiles
  • 5 minutes intro with Bond dancing, aiming his gun and falling aimlessly with fancy graphics
  • Nauseating car chase camera-play in the beginning worse than Cloverfield (or could just be my far left seating angle in the theater)
  • Gay final battle with the movie's 'villain' who just so happened moans and groans to the point of making me feel like I'm watching a sadistic stallion prawn, I mean who axe his own feet and moans like a ninny?
  • No gadgets like a bunker-buster bomb guiding laser pen
  • Repetitive use of James Bond's name like 'James' or 'Bond' or 'James Bond" instead of his 007 codename. Since when did MI6 become so casual and careless while doing international top secret espionage?
  • No gadgets like instant bra-strap slicing $5 Swiss army knife
  • What happened to the good old suave, cool, womanizing and kinky-accented 007? This one feels like a heartless RoboCop who goes on a killing spree from Europe to Latin America with this robotic "I will try my best, affirtmative" attitude
  • I did not fully watched the previous Casino Royale, so WTFBBQ just happened?
  • Go watch Madagascar 2

2 comments:

アンジェリーン said...

hmm... okie, that's it am saving my $$ by not watching this hehe thanks for the tips

Ham said...

no prob :)