Monday, April 7, 2008

Why I 1: Don't Eat the Whole Chicken Wing


Those who have eaten dinner, lunch, supper, brunch, and afternoon tea with me might have noticed this eating behavior. I love chicken wings (but drumsticks and breasts still top my list P:) and I can go on a killing spree consuming 10 wings in one go, but I will leave the end of the wings alone.

Why? Well, because not long ago I've seen how some people would inject some growth hormone chemical stuff into the chicken's head to make them grow 4x faster. One of those stuff is steroid [citations needed]. So basically the steroid sediment will reside in the end of the wings and in some cases, it can be seen as black stuff in that part when you peel off the skin (might not apply to hangused wings).

Hence explains the uber size of the people who have a diet consisting of chicken for almost everyday, especially ang moes (us here don't eat at KFC or McD almost everyday, mahal ooo). And yeah I've seen the same effect on the local populace. I mean, some of the dudes and dudettes here are uber big than your standard average Asian size since they eat all the parts with the steroids altogether as their staple diet without knowing it.

Sure, eating these power-upped chickens are somewhat good since you can outgrow your buddies. But I'll pass, because of the long term effect it might bring. Taking in second hand drugs already sounds bad by default, and too much steroids will kill your children [1]. Ouch.

But don't be alarmed. Not all farm raised chickens are injected with growth boosters, so don't poke around that RM9.00 Snack Plate. Just put it into your mouth and eat it, we only live once. And if you are unsure and/or love your children, just leave the parts where you think sediments will form or blood veins are heavily concentrated (I'm no physiologist so I don't have the credibility). Alright, enjoy your next chicken meal. It's finger lickin' good P:

4 comments:

アンジェリーン said...

should feed more of those steroid wing, to most of the guy i meet here, make them grow a bit more... KFC wicked wings, cheap and super nice! ( i only eat that twice though, it's new menu for KFC last year and me not really into fast food, hence explain the super healthy blood test result fufu)

Have no idea why these fast food thing are western stuff and they consume more of it yet m'sia's fast food taste nicer?? somehow their fries always soft, their burger not as juicy (the meat) and the chicken soft, not crunchy!! only nicer thing is gravy mush potatoes. And i particular went to the branch with most people in CBD!! yet the food standard is just that!?

Ham said...

really? last time i rmmber eating down under the size and quantity of the fast food were uber uber, suitable for ang mo big diet. Well yeah i rmmber the KFC there to be oily n not cooked with love :(

i googled KFC wicked wing n i cant find anything. Can u send a pic of it next time? We all sakai wanna see how WICKED this wing can be P:

アンジェリーン said...

not wicked at all, just the name and it's a bit spicy, maybe ah mo cannot tahan that degree of spice... even me who cannot and don't like to consume spicy food can eat that with no problem... beside i haven't set foot in KFC for 2 months edi, the last time i go is in Sibu @_@

Anyway me go google the KFC and hmm... no pic of wicked wing in the menu, anyway u go to this site http://www.kfc.com.au/default.asp?page=/menu
there this small box said sign up for promos and competitions, the pic there, the 3 piece thing in the box is the wicked wing.

Ham said...

ok got it, thanx for the link :)