Saturday, May 10, 2008

Doomsday (2008)

DOOMSDAY
Mankind has an Expiration Date
Another post-apocalyptic movie that intrigued my roommate who intro-ed me to it. So I decided to give it a try.

SPOILER ALERT! THE END IS NIGH! REPENT!
We started off with a brief intro of northern United Kingdom being ravaged by a deadly plague ala the bubonic plague, but in this movie it's known as the Reaper plague, which forced the government to quarantine the area and sealed it off from the outside world for good (it's even declared as a no-fly zone). And the world is safe once again...

Until 10 years later. The plague started to appear in places outside the quarantined area. At the government noticed that there are survivors in the quarantined area, and hence sent a small band of special ops into it in hopes of finding a cure. Eden (the main character) was one of the excursion member (and she was a wee little girl who lost an eye when she and her mom tried to flee the plague 10 years ago, only Eden made it).

In the quarantined area, Eden and her buddies were ambushed by a mob of savage testosterone/estrogen fueled punks. Eden got separated from her group and was taken hostage along with other fortunate special ops member. Eden was imprisoned, and her teammate turned into dinner (those punks literally had him for dinner; BBQing and slicing him up WTFBBQ o_0).

Anyways Eden managed to escape from her prison, had a nifty cat-fight with her captors (which include the girlfriend of the punk's leader who was away at the BBQ) which ended with the latter's head decapitated (sh*t dude holy cow! 0_o). Eden fled the punks' den with another captive (a girl who knew Dr. Kane, the dude who would probably knew the cure) and regrouped with the other teammates at the train station with the angry punk mob chasing behind them. Eden and the crew escaped in a train that chugged away slowly and safely...

The train stopped in the middle of nowhere near an entrance that supposedly will lead the weary crew to Dr. Kane. The entrance led to a tunnel which is filled with supplies, electronics and sh*t. When they reach the other side of the tunnel, they were confronted by medieval knights riding horses, who took them in as captives and brought them to a lakeside castle.

In the castle they met Dr. Kane, who was the 'king' of his new empire. His empire, or just the people in the castle anyways, are living in a complete medieval environment. Dr. Kane was so pissed off with Eden and her 'kind' that sealed Dr. Kane and the other survivors in the quarantined area and left them to rot and die. Turned out the survivors were immune to the plague, and to punish the non-immunes who are coming back licking, Dr. Kane sent Eden to a gladiator-style match. Without much action apart from dodging and running, Eden whacked the iron-clad dude and left him bleeding and dead. Then her other teammates managed to escape the dungeon and blasted their way out, helping Eden to escape in the process.

Eden and the crew fled back to the tunnel cum supply cache room with Dr. Kane's men chasing them from behind. Eden and the gang sealed the tunnel off and escaped in an expensive looking car.

Knowing that the people who are immune to the plague might hold the cure, they decided to give the girl (the one Eden helped to bust out of the punk prison) to the government. And so they cruised along the beautiful countryside road heading towards the border. Until the angry punk mob caught up with them.

Now with modded vehicles, the punks, especially the leader, want Eden and her crew dead (come one, his girlfriend got decapitated, and the leader seriously taped them back together and let her 'ride' shotgun with him in his car). Some cool road chase and carnage ensued. And as predicted it ended with all the punks blew up to pieces Burnout style and the leader decapitated as well.

Shortly after the government arrived in helicopters and obtained the immune girl. The crew followed the government home, but Eden decided to return back into the quarantined zone (must be nostalgic issues). She returned to the silenced remaining punk mob in the zone, and self-proclaimed herself as the punk's new leader. THE END.

Plot:

Storyline wise, um, it had a great introduction but gradually it kinda got ridiculously off and predictable. Basically it's just about Eden going into the quarantine zone to find a cure, found the cure and come back. And frankly speaking, I'm not sure what to say about this movie, it's just meh.

Graphics:

Nothing fancy, just some northern British city that was photoshopped into something out of any typical poast-apocalyptic movie; dark, gloomy, deteriorating, etc.

Gore & Violence Effects:

Owh hell yeah! As a fan of gore and violence, this movie gets three thumbs up from me. Decapitating head, splattering blood, limbs dismembering etc. were nicely done. The BBQ part seriously made me o_0 WTFBBQed.

Sounds/Musics:

A British movie typically has bad sense of music since they focus more on the talking, the same applies for Doomsday. The music is somehow uneasily piercing to my ears (either it's my ears or my sounds system, or just the movie's music).

Ham's Rant:
Storyline is somewhat a bit slightly new for a British post-apocalyptic movie world. The gore and violence rocks!!! W00t!!!

Ham's Rave:
WTF? This movie is like a hodge-podge of Resident Evil, Dawn of the Dead, Route 66, King Author and other typical post-apocalyptic movies.

Ham Also Notices:
- Like some western movies, the black dude always die before the credit rolls up
- Not for lover of fuzzy things, a rabbit was shot to bits in a glorious goriest way
- Some nudity, from the females side, but no biggie since there's no sex scene
- Some essence of SM, from the punks' side (the leader's "pet" to be precise)

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Iron Man Review


Well I'm not gonna spoil this movie (yeah, first time in K4L) since the movie is one of the best movie that one must see for his/her own eyes for 2008 so far. So I'm gonna wrap everything up directly to the summarized review:

Plot:

The storyline in the movie is captivating. But sadly the ending is somewhat a flop as if the script writer ran out of ideas after using all the brilliant ideas for the rest of the storyline.

Graphics:

Uber cool, considering all the suits are ala Transformers (graphic-wise). The fight scenes are awe-worthy, though short. Dammit we want more shiny mechs/battle suits beating the nuts and bolts out of each other!!!

Sounds/Musics:

I didn't notice much of the music though, nothing to be noticed. But everything else sounds nice, suits the movie mood.

Ham's Rant:
Wow. There, I've said it. Usually some movies involving comic heroes/anti-heroes sucked (Fantastic Four, Punisher and Ghost Rider comes into mind), but this movie is an exception. Worth all the 2 hours sitting in the cold cinema with some buddies.

Ham's Rave:
Some American patriotism and war on terror sentiments in the movie, and it's getting a bit stereotypical in today's entertainment life.

Official Site: http://ironmanmovie.marvel.com/

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Women Travel Restriction, What?


Snapshot taken from Reuters (Read full article).

Well that sucks. Under what solid basis did the government use to even consider to propose this restriction. What did I miss anyways?

So they don't want females to go overseas solo. I understand the government's concern for traveling women's safety (you know la, got syndicates of prostitution and drug smuggling rings who target solo women), but this is a bit too much. Plus I see some loopholes in the idea.

Firstly, consent from guardians and other relevant authorities is required. What will happen to a woman who is a widow, have no parents, no employer/self employed? And what about orphaned under aged student who wants to go oversea for study/medical purposes? Very mafan, since students especially, are already mafaned by visa, health check et. al. which can be costly and time consuming (you know la how the system works, send the approval today next month settle, or they might forget and you'll have to wait another month)...

Secondly, will the restriction apply to Malaysian Muslim women or all Malaysian women? If it's the former, there won't be much resistance from conservative Muslims, but it would be a different story for modern moderate Muslims. If it's the latter, then it will just mafan everyone and decrease the people's happiness even more.

Thirdly, we're living in a weird world where things change, a lot and fast. I was told Islam is a flexible system, allowing a Muslim to adapt to current situations, doing anything in any situation anytime while following the basic rules. Today men aren't the only breadwinner, women are taking over that role too since life isn't getting any easier here or anywhere else. Having more breadwinners in the house will give a family more chance of survival in a world where prices of food and commodities rises after every election, if not every month. Restricting the movement of women and expecting them to stay behind is, as the spokeswoman said, ridiculous. We do not want to follow the current Talibans' method of ruling their country.

Fortunately it is just a proposed idea. Everyone can sleep easier a bit and worry about bigger things tonight.

Korean Noodle Review

One of my h3666 homie recommended this noodle to me, so I just gave it a try this morning for breakfast. The thing is frigging large that I have to cook a packet twice (well I didn't cook it anyways, I was busy on a typical Sunday morning so I just chucked everything in a mug filled with freshly boiled hot water, broke the noodle in half first so it can fit in the mug).


The noodle comes with a large 6 x 4 inch dried noodle and actual seasoning, actual condiments and actual complimentary contents. Yes actual contents (as seen in the mug, unidentified green leafy vegetable, edible and I'm still alive to blog about it).

I can't make out what the package is saying, but food is a universal language. So upon taking out all the packets this is a seafood noodle, with cuttlefish. At first I thought it was just fake look-alikes but after the noodle was ready, I poked and tasted the cuttlefish pieces, I found out they were the real thing. Impressive. Comes in a packet of 5 (or was it 3) or so for RM9.50 (DPS Senadin price). Beats Maggi by a long shot, but can't buy them too often on a student budget. RMRMRM...

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Friday, May 2, 2008

7th Graduation Ceremony

I graduated from Foundation of Commerce on July 2007. And I formally graduated today in May 2008. Why? Because there's only one graduation ceremony per year and thus me and my batch have to wait and join the batch after us to formally go up that stage, get that scroll (fake one la, just for show) take snapshots and go home worrying about the assignment due next week. Although no robe or square hats (only for degree they say), the ceremony was fun since my family members attended it as well. But for the photo session, some of us feel it was a rip-off. For RM150, I thought we could take a picture at Typhoon Studio fully dressed in a typical Curtin graduate outfit. Alas, we could not be bothered much as we have bigger fish to eat and the photos/portraits will be done in 3 weeks time (end of May).


Camera crew.

The PVC Dr. Evans giving a speech. John Curtin's image is behind him in the pink banner.

Hallod, a 3666er comrade confronting the PVC and the Dean to get his rightful scroll.

Ginsan, another comrade from h3666.

A somewhat 'happy' performance after the certificate conferring session /:)

The Insignificant Kawaii showing off his insignificant guitar skills, playing to the song Sweet Dreams - Marylin Manson

Me and another fellow graduate (though I didn't get his name, oops I did it again XD)

Staff getting all excited about the graduation XD

The 7D6B gang

This is the university's 7th foundation graduation ceremony since 2001. Though it was a bit sucked to join juniors in the same ceremony even though one is in 2nd semester 1st year, it was worthwhile nonetheless as me and my kamchengs were graduating together, something impossible for our degree graduation since we will be graduating on different years and continents.

Now, to get to the guanxi presentation on Tuesday and haul arse for my HRM's remaining 20% internal mark.