Friday, August 7, 2009

How to Make Red Star Omelette

Red Star Omelette
No more rations in your refrigerator because of the capitalists? Have no fear comrades, for you will not have to visit one of the capitalist fast food restaurants. This omelette will only require a few basic supplies that can be found in your fridge. It pays homage to the Red Star and every Socialist can do it. It is the ideal meal for a patriotic Socialist with a busy lifestyle.



Cooking Time:
11 minutes

Consumption Time:
6 minutes

Ingredients:
2 eggs
4 sausages
5 spoons of tomato ketchup


Instructions:
1. Cook those sausages to your satisfaction.
2. Cook and mince the eggs in the wok.
3. Add the tomato ketchup to the minced eggs until it turns reddish orange.
4. Place the minced eggs onto a plate and form a star using the spatula.
5. Cut the sausages at key points and place it on the minced egg to form the Hammer & Sickle.
6. Serve with orange juice.



While you cook, why not listen to an epic Socialist anthem?


What is Socialism? Click here and be inspired!
Who are the the Capitalists? Read here and find out why the economy is collapsing

3 comments:

W.W.Chan said...

haha ... RA3 OST ... i really like the song ^ ^

if you install RA3 rite, u should have the folder containing all the OST... there's one version which sounds like 1970s ... i prefer that ^ ^

W.W.Chan said...

haha .. my bad .. act is not in the installed folder .. i downloaded the OST set act.. > <

Ham said...

*cough* legal download i suppose eh *cough*

the old version one is called OST-Soviet March - Reprise

love it too, im imagining playing with Dreadnoughts that have been shrunk to cute tiny boats saying "What a majestic sight we must be"