There has been a fresh hubbub about Chin Peng's return to Malaysia and the government outlawing the Parti Komunis Malaya (Communist Party Malaya). So here is a fictional "What if" scenario; the PKM managed to help overthrow the Japanese invaders and hailed as the new hero. Supports were given from Soviet Russia but later from China after the USSR's dissolved. The Communist sphere of influence ruled the eastern parts of Asia ranging from China to the west, North Korea to the east and this country to the south. So here are the things that are likely to be seen:
AK-47s for EVERYONE!Soviet firearms and other Soviet technologies will be easily accessible, and AK-47s can be bought for RM300. Every night will also be Molotov cocktail night.
Kirov ReportingKirov airships will be seen flying in the skies showing us all the necessary propaganda the Party wants us to hear.
Hammer & SickleWe'll be driving patriotic cars! And for that I will respray my Getz red and add the Hammer & Sickle vinyl just for the Motherland!
Spread the Propaganda, ONLINE!Even in the virtual world when you are blogging or logging in to Facebook, remember the Party!
Battlefield control onlineWe'll have Dasha Fedorovich as the people's correspondent to inform us of all the glorious achievements of the Party
2 comments:
hmm... malaysian red army .....
yeah...kirov airships and sexy babes...
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